Tuesday, February 5, 2013

A Duncan and Tristan Dictionary, age 3

ee-ONK:  The noise made by a donkey.  As in, "This is my donkey, because he ee-ONKs.  Yours can't ee-ONK, 'cause he's broken."

ssss-whur-ul: A bushy-tailed rodent that climbs trees and eats nuts.  As in, "We like chipmunks and ssss-whur-uls.  Whurls!"

Mommy-mommy-momMY!  Mommy-mommy-MOM-MY!: I'm urinating on the love seat.  As in, "I know I haven't had an accident in three days or nights, but that's no reason for you to let your guard down!"

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